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Kick me for the cliche. My writing teacher would circle it and write C-L-I-C-H-E in big red letters. My writer friends would flinch. Groupon will never hire me. But its late and I want to post this before I go to bed. It was either that or “In a Pickle”. Not much better. I thought the choice was more reflective of my week. Work was anti-perspirant commercial worthy. I don’t watch TV now* but when I was growing up I felt like they all ran to an “Under Pressure” soundtrack. But I kept it cool. Cool as a….I’ll spare you.