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class·y/ˈklasē/ adjective: As soon as you say it, you’re not.

And such is my loving relationship with that word. Come on. Have you heard anyone who was actually, truly what “classy” aspires to describe say that word? As Guy Kawasaki said, its like bragging that you’re modest. There you have it. As soon as you say it, you’re not.

And HoHos? Well. That’s classy of a higher order. Definitely. Klassy.

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